Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Ring the Bells!



Here's a song for you and your children and grandchildren. I wrote the new lyrics about fifteen years ago.

(Tune:  Jingle Bells)



Ring the bells! Ring the bells!
Baby in the hay.
Oh what fun it is to sing
And praise his name today!
Ring the bells! Ring the bells!
Shepherds kneel and pray.
Oh what fun it is to sing
And praise his name today!

Born in Bethlehem,
Born on Christmas day,
The one the prophets said
Would take our sins away.
Fear not, the angel said.
Glad tidings now I bring.
The baby born in Bethlehem
Is Jesus Christ the King!

Ring the bells! Ring the bells!
Baby in the hay.
Oh what fun it is to sing
And praise his name today!
Ring the bells! Ring the bells!
Shepherds kneel and pray.
Oh what fun it is to sing
And praise his name today!

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Red Flannel



            Taffy and I both learned to sew in the Home Economics room at Park Ridge High School. Mrs. Dorothy Dermody patiently instructed us girls in fabric selection, pattern layout and cutting, basting, machine use, buttonholes, zippers—you name it. 

            (Yes, I meant to say “us girls,” since no guys took Home Ec until my sophomore year when some senior boys signed up for the cooking semester. They chased each other around the multiple mini kitchens, slamming oven doors, attempting to ruin the rising of baking powder biscuits.)

            Mrs. Dermody’s procedures and proverbs have stuck with me long after I’ve lost what other teachers tried to instill, like Trigonometry. About cooking, Mrs. D. said, “Hunger is the best sauce.” About sewing, she said, “Pressing covers a multitude of sins.”

            I don’t know what possessed us, but one December in high school, Taffy and I decided to make a red flannel nightshirt for our oldest brother David’s Christmas gift. In a seamless collaboration (as I remember it) we took turns hiding in Mommy’s bedroom, the location of the Singer sewing machine. Whether a seam, sleeve, collar, or buttonhole, I picked up where Taffy left off and vice versa. The magnificent garment came together amidst much stealth and hilarity. 

            Finally our masterpiece was safely wrapped and proudly placed underneath the Christmas tree. Perhaps David will weigh in these many years later on his actual reaction to this gift, but he graciously accepted the labor of love of his sisters. And on Christmas night, he modeled the nightshirt before going to bed to sleep in it.

            He remained gracious the next morning when he showed us how the flannel had dyed his skin red as he slept.

            Apparently, I wasn’t as good a student as I thought. Had Mrs. Dermody instructed us to wash fabric before laying out the pattern? 

            Maybe...

Monday, December 2, 2013

CHRISTMAS UNPLUGGED




For the second day of my 2013 Advent challenge, I offer recycled poetry. Recycled RHYMING poetry, distasteful to sophisticated poets. Recycled rhyming poetry with a rhyme problem, an approximate rhyme in the second stanza. In spite of these issues, this poem was one of my first published pieces. I can’t promise I won’t do it again (even this month) because Christmas brings out the rhymer in me. I hope you enjoy

CHRISTMAS UNPLUGGED

If they took back all the presents
And boarded up the malls,
If they unstrung all the popcorn
And undecked all the halls,
If they snuffed out every candle
And unplugged every light,
We’d still with awe remember
That holy, silent night.

If Santa weren’t coming
‘Cause Daddy’s out of work,
If Mommy burned the cookies
And undercooked the bird,
If chestnuts never roasted
And all the carolers ceased,
Still we’d kneel and worship
The newborn prince of peace.

If all the tinsel vanished
Along with mistletoe,
And TV Christmas specials
Were canceled, as was snow,
If reindeer never landed
On the roof above,
We would still have Christmas
‘Cause they can’t unplug God’s love.

© 1999 Roberta Tucker Brosius, published in The Secret Place, Winter 1999-2000

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Toy Sale




            I’m not a skilled shopper and I don’t like crowds. The closest I’ve come to a Black Friday experience occurred in the early 1980s. 

            Carol, my neighbor and friend, had a preschool daughter Erin about the same age as my son Kyle. Carol told me about a fundraising event in Northumberland, sponsored by an organization, maybe Kiwanis. They somehow had a large quantity of damaged toys or sets with missing pieces, enough to reconfigure them into complete, new toys. 

            So early one Saturday morning, we traveled from Montandon to Northumberland and stood outside in the chilly air for not too long. I seem to remember Carol was somewhat pregnant, while I had a baby in a carrier, and hopefully the older kids were with their fathers. Who remembers? When the doors opened, we rushed in, and I was immediately dazzled by all the wonderful, cheap toys.

            More toys were geared to girls than boys, but I nabbed a little wooden two step slide by Creative Playthings. DON’T Google this product; it was recalled as a death hazard! Nevertheless, Kyle loved it, and all my boys enjoyed it for years. 

            I also bought a large doll house, in spite of it being a girly object. It came disassembled in a box as a stack of walls that fit together with slots. That item also lived a long, happy life with the Brosius boys. Dozens of Ninja Turtles and Marvel Superheroes scaled its walls and used it as a secret hideout. Best of all, it took very little effort to destabilize the structure, and the boys loved watching it collapse on its inhabitants.

            Years before my sons were young men with expensive tastes, before they were teenagers with little taste, before they discovered pricey video game systems and Lego sets more costly than a week’s groceries, they had no Christmas wish lists and reveled in refurbished toys from a fundraising sale.

            It was a merry Christmas.