I’m not a major celebrity.
I’m not a minor celebrity.
I’m not even a mini celebrity.
But now that the St. Davids Sanctified Ukelele Band is on
You Tube, I might be a micro celebrity. Click on the link to see and hear our performance.
That took place at the Awards Banquet on
Saturday night, June 27. However, the song has more verses which we sang at “Got
Talent?” on Thursday night, June 25. So, to satisfy our growing fan base, I’m
posting all the verses right here.
Feel free to sing my song at your critique groups and
conferences, but please give a nod to me, the composer of the lyrics.
Maybe it
will make me a mini celebrity.
He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands (St. Davids parody
2015)
© 2015 Roberta Tucker Brosius
He’s got the
first prize winner in his hands
He’s got the
honorable mention in his hands
He’s got the
“shouldn’t have entered” in his hands
He’s got the
whole world in his hands.
He’s got the
Punctuation Princess in his hands
He’s got the
Comma Queen in his hands
He’s got the
“what’s an ellipsis?” in his hands
He’s got the
whole world in his hands.
He’s got
rising action in his hands
He’s got
character development in his hands
He’s got “fell
in a plot hole” in his hands
He’s got the
whole world in his hands.
He’s got the
bestselling authors in his hands
He’s got the
freelance writers in his hands
He’s got the
“don’t quit your day job” in his hands
He’s got the
whole world in his hands.
He’s got the
daily bloggers in his hands
He’s got the
weekly bloggers in his hands
He’s got the
“what’s a blogger?” in his hands
He’s got the
whole world in his hands.
He’s got the
free verse poets in his hands
He’s got the
haiku writers in his hands
He’s got the
low-ku** writers in his hands
He’s got the
whole world in his hands.
He’s got the
plotters and the pantsers in his hands
He’s got the
nanowrimers in his hands
He’s got the
“title page is finished” in his hands
He’s got the
whole world in his hands.
** Low-ku was created by Donald Hasselman when he used the
Haiku pattern to write “Diapers in the Wind.”
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